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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You(2025)

Everything is under control.

6.3(362)1h 53m2025-10-10

Drama

Overview

With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.

Director:: Mary Bronstein
Writers:: Mary Bronstein
Producers:: Sara Murphy, Ryan Zacarias, Josh Safdie
Cinematographer:: Christopher Messina
Production:: A24, Central Pictures, Fat City, Bronxburgh
Budget:: $1,500,000
Revenue:: $1,709,642
Status:: Released

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Cast

Rose Byrne

Rose Byrne

Linda

Conan O'Brien

Conan O'Brien

Therapist

A$AP Rocky

A$AP Rocky

James

Danielle Macdonald

Danielle Macdonald

Caroline

Delaney Quinn

Delaney Quinn

Child

Mary Bronstein

Mary Bronstein

Dr. Spring

Ivy Wolk

Ivy Wolk

Diana

Mark Stolzenberg

Mark Stolzenberg

Parking Attendant

Manu Narayan

Manu Narayan

Landlord

Christian Slater

Christian Slater

Father

Eva Kornet

Eva Kornet

Breathworker

Ella Beatty

Ella Beatty

Kate