How Thick Is Your Carpet?
Two repressed weirdo's find evidence of love...and blood...lots of blood
How Thick Is Your Carpet? Synopsis
Housewife Ann sits over the dead body of her husband, rolled up in a bloodstained rug with his lifeless feet sticking out. When a mysterious man is called to dispose of the evidence, his no nonsense professionalism will clash with Ann's curiosity and emotional unpredictability.
How Thick Is Your Carpet? is a drama, romance, thriller and crime film. It stars Sam Churchward, Maria Shabanova and Nelly Hollis.
- Writers:
- Jay Vanner
- Producers:
- Jay Vanner, Jamie Fallon
- Status:
- Released
How Thick Is Your Carpet? Cast & Crew
Main cast
Sam Churchward
as Tim
- Maria Shabanova
Maria Shabanova
as Ann
- Nelly Hollis
Nelly Hollis
as The Neighbour (voice)
Key crew
written by Jay Vanner, produced by Jay Vanner and Jamie Fallon.
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The main cast of How Thick Is Your Carpet? includes Sam Churchward, Maria Shabanova and Nelly Hollis. You can see the full cast and crew list, with character names, further up this page.