The Cauliflower of Destiny(2026)
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The Cauliflower of Destiny Synopsis
Stifled Ania, trapped in a grimy grocery store, is suffocating under her mother’s toxic control. Salvation arrives via a discarded cauliflower that, unsettlingly, starts talking. At first a witty mentor, the vegetable’s advice soon sours into a grotesque push for revenge. As her rebellion escalates from petty pranks to radical acts, Ania must decide: is this edible oracle her savior or a deranged voice of self destruction? A darkly comic journey where freedom tastes like rot.
The Cauliflower of Destiny (2026) is a comedy, drama and fantasy film directed by Anna Urbańczyk, released on September 21, 2026 with a runtime of 1h 17m. It stars Maja Michnacka, Gabriela Muskała, Sebastian Stankiewicz and Pola Król.
- Director:
- Anna Urbańczyk
- Writers:
- Emil Miszkowicz-Adamowicz, Sławomir Łonisk, Joanna Kozłowska
- Producers:
- Wiktor Piątkowski
- Cinematographer:
- Grzegorz Hartfiel
- Production:
- Bahama Films
- Status:
- In Production
The Cauliflower of Destiny Cast & Crew
Main cast
- Maja Michnacka
Maja Michnacka
as Ania
Gabriela Muskała
as Elżbieta
Sebastian Stankiewicz
as Wawek
- Pola Król
Pola Król
as Ewa
Adam Woronowicz
as Cauliflower (voice)
Mikołaj Kubacki
as Janek
Grzegorz Przybył
as Mr. Staszek
Karol Bernacki
as Michał
Pitry Pitry
as Kaśka
Key crew
Directed by Anna Urbańczyk, written by Emil Miszkowicz-Adamowicz, Sławomir Łonisk and Joanna Kozłowska, produced by Wiktor Piątkowski.
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The Cauliflower of Destiny – Frequently Asked Questions
Where can I watch The Cauliflower of Destiny online?
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Who stars in The Cauliflower of Destiny?
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The main cast of The Cauliflower of Destiny (2026) includes Maja Michnacka, Gabriela Muskała, Sebastian Stankiewicz, Pola Król and Adam Woronowicz. The film was directed by Anna Urbańczyk. You can see the full cast and crew list, with character names, further up this page.
When was The Cauliflower of Destiny released?
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The Cauliflower of Destiny was released on September 21, 2026 and runs for 1h 17m.