Piranha II: The Spawning(1982)

You've finally got a fix for "Hey you can beat this villain by just staying out of the water" and then they **barely ever use it**. Sure, it makes no sense that the piranha can fly, but seeing as they can, you may as well have used that ability to the max. But 99% of the victims are still water-bound. Whatever, it's a modicum of fun in that dated practical effects way. _Final rating:★★ - Had some things that appeal…

Reviewed on January 25, 2018

<em>'Piranha II: The Spawning'</em> is woeful. You'd expect more with James Cameron at the helm, but everyone has to start somewhere; he followed up with <em>'The Terminator'</em> and <em>'Aliens'</em> so he did alright! This, his feature directorial debut, is proper rubbish though. It's seemingly less to do with Cameron anyway in fairness, it sounds like producer Ovidio G. Assonitis had his hands all over this;…

Reviewed on February 23, 2025

***The mutated piranha threat switches from a river in Texas to Jamaica*** Everyone knows this is the film where James Cameron debuted as director, albeit he got fired after only four days, not to mention a week’s worth of pre-production (searching for locations and so forth). Cameron believed Greco-Italian producer Ovidio Assonitis would hire American directors to get funding from studios for his projects and then…

Reviewed on September 21, 2026

This is far more fantastical than its original. The fishes in this behave a lot more like the graboids in Tremors where they just seem to be stacking traits on top of each other as the movie needs them to. The idea of having winged piranha is terrifying enough but to have them be able to handle both fresh and salt water, most poisons and be able to breathe air so that they can ambush people long after they've been…

Reviewed on October 24, 2026