Traditional Family Vampires(2000)
Traditional Family Vampires Synopsis
An over-the-top comedy about a right wing / conservative family of vampires that go door to door sucking blood, until they meet up with a particularly unsavory character. They morally object to one victim's sexual orientation, thereby not finishing the job.... and we all know what happens if you don't drain 'em dry!
Traditional Family Vampires (2000) is a comedy and horror film directed by Bobby R. Poirier, released on June 20, 2000 with a runtime of 15m. It stars Brian Hinds, Christine Louise Marshall, Sarah Lord and J.D. Merritt. Viewers rate it 10.0 out of 10 across 1 ratings.
- Director:
- Bobby R. Poirier
- Writers:
- Michael Bendzela
- Status:
- Released
Traditional Family Vampires Cast & Crew
Main cast
- Brian Hinds
Brian Hinds
as Father
- Christine Louise Marshall
Christine Louise Marshall
as Mother
- Sarah Lord
Sarah Lord
as Daughter
- J.D. Merritt
J.D. Merritt
as Man
Cole Tucker
as Himself
- Harrison Ankers
Harrison Ankers
as LaWanda
- John Hickson
John Hickson
as The Priest
- Mary Lou Bagley
Mary Lou Bagley
as Old Woman
Bobby R. Poirier
as Bar Patron
Key crew
Directed by Bobby R. Poirier, written by Michael Bendzela.
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Traditional Family Vampires Reviews & Ratings
Average viewer score of 10.0/10 from 1 ratings.
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Traditional Family Vampires – Frequently Asked Questions
Where can I watch Traditional Family Vampires online?
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Who stars in Traditional Family Vampires?
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The main cast of Traditional Family Vampires (2000) includes Brian Hinds, Christine Louise Marshall, Sarah Lord, J.D. Merritt and Cole Tucker. The film was directed by Bobby R. Poirier. You can see the full cast and crew list, with character names, further up this page.
When was Traditional Family Vampires released?
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Traditional Family Vampires was released on June 20, 2000 and runs for 15m.
Is Traditional Family Vampires worth watching?
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Traditional Family Vampires (2000) holds an average rating of 10.0 out of 10 from 1 viewer votes, and is a good pick if you enjoy comedy and horror films. Read the viewer reviews on this page to decide for yourself.