Crooks(2002)
Who Said Crime Doesn't Pay?
Crooks Synopsis
During a late night drinking binge with bartender Nicky (Michael Marino), sixty-five year-old postman Sol Solzberg (Charlie Callas) leaks the details of his life-long plan to rob some valuable stamps from the local post office. Sol then promptly drops dead of a heart attack. Suddenly armed with his sure-fire answer to his financial woes, Nicky assembles a "crack" team of hapless crooks, headed by his best friend Paul (Jim Norton), and begins to plan and execute the caper. Whoever said crime doesn't pay had this gang of moronic Jersey boys in mind!
Crooks (2002) is a comedy film directed by Paul Battista, released on February 2, 2002 with a runtime of 1h 20m. It stars Jim Norton, Jessica Alexander, Rozie Bacchi and Maggie Bagley. Viewers rate it 7.0 out of 10 across 1 ratings.
- Director:
- Paul Battista
- Writers:
- Dan Battista, Ken Halsband, Paul Battista
- Producers:
- Dan Battista, Paul Battista
- Production:
- Polychrome Pictures
- Budget:
- $500
- Status:
- Released
Crooks (2002) Trailer
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Crooks Cast & Crew
Main cast
Jim Norton
as Paul
- Jessica Alexander
Jessica Alexander
as Carmella
Rozie Bacchi
as Paulette
- Maggie Bagley
Maggie Bagley
as Angela
- D. Banno
D. Banno
as Postal Worker on Break #5
- Carmine Battista
Carmine Battista
as Frank Perrigrinno
- Michael Carrara
Michael Carrara
as Agent Russo
David Brown
as Officer Tafoozi
Charlie Callas
as Sol solzberg
- Dale Grand
Dale Grand
as Bert Lanstein
Irma St. Paule
as Agnes DeMilo
Wade Mylius
as Postal Inspector #2
Key crew
Directed by Paul Battista, written by Dan Battista, Ken Halsband and Paul Battista, produced by Dan Battista and Paul Battista.
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Crooks Reviews & Ratings
Average viewer score of 7.0/10 from 1 ratings.
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Crooks – Frequently Asked Questions
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Who stars in Crooks?
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The main cast of Crooks (2002) includes Jim Norton, Jessica Alexander, Rozie Bacchi, Maggie Bagley and D. Banno. The film was directed by Paul Battista. You can see the full cast and crew list, with character names, further up this page.
When was Crooks released?
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Crooks was released on February 2, 2002 and runs for 1h 20m.
Is Crooks worth watching?
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Crooks (2002) holds an average rating of 7.0 out of 10 from 1 viewer votes, and is a good pick if you enjoy comedy films. Read the viewer reviews on this page to decide for yourself.
Is there a trailer for Crooks?
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