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10/10A bizarre, ambitious comedy that somehow survived its own production. Chaotic, stupid, and genuinely one of my favorite things I've made.
Reviewed on August 21, 2026
As Seen on TV: Noir
10.0(1)34m
ComedyScience FictionMystery
As Seen on TV: Noir Synopsis
In 2026, private eye Jack hunts his ex-partner Colton for $20,000. They enter a mind-merging machine filled with chaotic comedy sketches, only to get trapped in a sinister imagination-harvesting plot.
As Seen on TV: Noir is a comedy, science fiction and mystery film with a runtime of 34m. It stars Jack Vinson, Colton Morgan, Christopher Griffin and Alexis Gautreau. Viewers rate it 10.0 out of 10 across 1 ratings.
- Production:
- Natural Medicine Productions
- Budget:
- $1,500
- Status:
- Released
As Seen on TV: Noir Trailer
Watch the official trailer for As Seen on TV: Noir before you stream it.
As Seen on TV: Noir Cast & Crew
Main cast
Jack Vinson
as Jack
- Colton Morgan
Colton Morgan
as Colton
- Christopher Griffin
Christopher Griffin
as Chris
- Alexis Gautreau
Alexis Gautreau
as Alexis
- Cody Carpenter
Cody Carpenter
as Cody
- Jean Pinion
Jean Pinion
as Joe Rogan Dad
- Zack Blaise
Zack Blaise
as Zack
- VampVHS
VampVHS
as Jack Off Enthusiast
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As Seen on TV: Noir Reviews & Ratings
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The main cast of As Seen on TV: Noir includes Jack Vinson, Colton Morgan, Christopher Griffin, Alexis Gautreau and Cody Carpenter. You can see the full cast and crew list, with character names, further up this page.
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As Seen on TV: Noir holds an average rating of 10.0 out of 10 from 1 viewer votes, and is a good pick if you enjoy comedy, science fiction and mystery films. Read the viewer reviews on this page to decide for yourself.
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