Conceived by a lunatic, hatched within a human womb...
An impotent husband with a fanatical desire to father children, forces his wife to undergo a dangerous experiment. This results in the birth of a multitude of monstrous THINGS.
Things (1989) is a horror film directed by Andrew Jordan, released on September 1, 1989 with a runtime of 1h 24m. It stars Amber Lynn, Barry J. Gillis, Bruce Roach and Doug Bunston. Viewers rate it 4.0 out of 10 across 31 ratings.
Watch the official trailer for Things before you stream it.
Amber Lynn
as Reporter
Barry J. Gillis
as Don Drake
Bruce Roach
as Fred Horton
Doug Bunston
as Doug Drake
Jan W. Pachul
as Dr. Lucas
Patricia Sadler
as Susan Drake
Directed by Andrew Jordan, written by Andrew Jordan and Barry J. Gillis, produced by Andrew Jordan and Barry J. Gillis.
Average viewer score of 4.0/10 from 31 ratings.
## What. Just...what? Lots of "in"s in this movie. Inexplicable, Inchereant, intolerable, the list goes on. Even Rifftrax can't make it tolerable. The blurb makes it sound like a cheap *Evil Dead* knockoff. The 2x4 Rami mounted their camera on has more acting talent than anyone in this movie. Amber's half-assing it, though she does have a whole ass to give for better productions. There is video proof of that at…
Reviewed on March 5, 2025
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Things (1989) is available to stream on Night Flight Plus, FlixFling, Eternal Family and Troma NOW, and to rent or buy from Amazon Video and FlixFling. Streaming availability is checked against JustWatch data and can change by region.
The main cast of Things (1989) includes Amber Lynn, Barry J. Gillis, Bruce Roach, Doug Bunston and Jan W. Pachul. The film was directed by Andrew Jordan. You can see the full cast and crew list, with character names, further up this page.
Things was released on September 1, 1989 and runs for 1h 24m.
Things (1989) holds an average rating of 4.0 out of 10 from 31 viewer votes, and is a good pick if you enjoy horror films. Read the viewer reviews on this page to decide for yourself.
Yes. The official Things trailer is embedded in the trailer section of this page and plays instantly, no download or sign-up required.
